Boobs are at their happiest when there are lips attached to them

Is it just me or does anyone else agree that breasts weren’t created to sell beer, cars, or remain in bras all day long? Nor were they purposed for motorboating, mammary intercourse or just hand stroking, though all three are fun and exciting when practised within any marriage.

Why would God allow females to develop prominent breasts and nipples at puberty apart from actually using those breasts and nipples for a special purpose?

95% of a married pair of breasts’ lifespan should be spent with a pair of lips attached– child or hubby’s (go ‘head. Even simultaneously. I don’t think God would mind).

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