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Adults are Hiring Wet Nurses to Reap the Health Benefits of Breast Milk — For Themselves

Adults in China are allegedly hiring wet nurses … for themselves! According to a Chinese newspaper, adults in poor health are hiring wet nurses for themselves at the rate of $1,900 to 3,200 a month through a company that also provides nannies, nurses, and tutors.  While it’s likely this story is fabricated, the idea of adults intentionally drinking human…

Her Hands

What she does with her hands during feeding sessions can really make all the difference in how deeply couples bond and how intense their emotional connection gets during these most intimate moments together. Personally, I would greatly enjoy you doing any combination of these with your hands: gently and lovingly squeezing the milk into my…

The Art of Suckling: The Proper Latch [from Bountiful Fruits]

Disclaimer: Material on Bountiful Fruits do not necessarily reflect the views of Christ-centered ANR. Although Married Milkmaid and I are both professing Christians and passionate ANR advocates, our blogs aren’t exactly identical in mission. I do, however, enthusiastically support her efforts to normalize this beautiful lifestyle. We are born with the instinct to suckle. From…

It is not God’s will that you commit sexual immorality … so the more reason to marry well

Therefore, seek that foxy Christian babe with the gospel on her heart and overflowing breasts on her chest. Or that godly gentleman with a heart of gold and lips to die for. “For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; However, if you cannot control your desires, you…

My heart’s true delight

Lord Jesus, take this competitor away. This struggle is real. The options are attractive. The lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes and the pride of life sometimes get a hold of me, but You are stronger. My desire is great, but You’re greater. My eyes deceive me. There is nothing in this…

ANRs solve so many problems

An ANR can eliminate or mitigate: Our high divorce rate Unhappy marriages Lack of quality time together Men’s erectile dysfunction Women’s difficulties with body image Men’s tendency to lust and cheat Women’s struggles with extra pounds Men’s pressure on women for sex Women’s need to feel needed Low milk supply High breast cancer rates

Candid explanation of end goal, for ANR lovers and haters alike

Imagine we live in a time and place where being affectionate is seen as weak, infantile and taboo. “Real men and women past the age of 5 don’t cuddle” and “skin-to-skin contact is strictly reserved for mother and child” are our national ethoses. But using biblical, medical and anecdotal evidence, I respectfully challenge and oppose…

Be his nurse

“’cause I’m his nurse, and he my Dr. Dre” — Trina (rapper) There are few things as divine and beautiful as being one’s husband’s nurse. “In the context of marriage, an ANR is beautiful and sacred.” — K

Party in the Bedroom

An ANR is literally partying, feasting, reveling, rejoicing, relaxation, vulnerability, emotional intimacy, cuddling, sex, spirituality, healthy eating, and worship all rolled up into one act. No wonder couples often report that the act leads to the greatest sex they’ve ever had. See also: Fiesta, Fiesta: Food brings people together FeastingFood

P.E.W.

Another catch-all phrase to serve my brothers, and to some extent, sisters in Christ. The typical woman who loves ANRs enjoys contributing to the Physical and Emotional Wellbeing of others. Observe her. Does she enjoy showing affection to others? Is she the type who offers emotional support to those in need? Does she like cooking…